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wukan886 发表于 2008-8-4 21:51

搞笑:送给被大学上过和即将被上的人

【大学从我身上爬起来,一边提裤子一边冷笑,对我说:“青春留下,你走!” 我这才明白:原来不是我上了大学,而是大学上了我!】借此将下 文送给上过大学和即将要上大学的同学,这些事情我想大部分上过大学的同学都或多或少的经历过,现在回想起来,那时的日子真是惬意,让人怀念!

[align=center][b][color=green]▂▃▆█ 早起篇 █▆▃▂[/color][/b][/align]早上起来,看表的时候会[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r61.gif[/img]有一瞬间呆滞,然后[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r0.gif[/img]。无论如何,一定会先选择[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r48.gif[/img],然后[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r63.gif[/img]和[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r64.gif[/img]。最终冲向食堂,[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r41.gif[/img][img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r74.gif[/img]。



[align=center][b][color=green]▂▃▆█ 学习篇 █▆▃▂[/color][/b][/align]
上课的时候[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r45.gif[/img],通常很想[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r79.gif[/img],也一般会[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r14.gif[/img],然后被老师[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r46.gif[/img]。啰嗦的老师[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r4.gif[/img]和楼长同出一辙,喜欢指指点点[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r38.gif[/img][img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r38.gif[/img],让人[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r53.gif[/img]。


[align=center][b][color=green]▂▃▆█ 课外篇 █▆▃▂[/color][/b][/align]
课余活动丰富多彩,偶尔K歌[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r6.gif[/img],偶尔[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r5.gif[/img],时而还是要做做锻炼[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r18.gif[/img],经常是上BBS[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r29.gif[/img]。



[align=center][b][color=green]▂▃▆█ 吃饭篇 █▆▃▂[/color][/b][/align]
食堂有点不好评价[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r39.gif[/img],实在难吃的时候[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r16.gif[/img],难吃到不行的时候[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r17.gif[/img]。有种冲动想自己[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r68.gif[/img],或者直接[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r34.gif[/img]也可以。



[align=center][b][color=green]▂▃▆█ 考试篇 █▆▃▂[/color][/b][/align]
老师宣布考试的时候[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r13.gif[/img],然后[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r1.gif[/img]。考试前一个月[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r58.gif[/img],考试前二十五天[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r59.gif[/img],考试前二十天[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r55.gif[/img],考试前十五天[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r2.gif[/img],考试前十天[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r37.gif[/img],考试前五天[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r33.gif[/img],考试前四天[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r19.gif[/img],考试前三天[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r20.gif[/img],考试前两天[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r22.gif[/img],考试前一天[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r80.gif[/img],考试时看到试题[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r60.gif[/img],总想有一个聪明的脑子[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r12.gif[/img],事实上感觉被人抛弃[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r47.gif[/img],考完以后[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r30.gif[/img],承受不住的打击[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r11.gif[/img],想对老师做一件事[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r71.gif[/img],但在成绩出来之后[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r78.gif[/img]。原来一向阴险的[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r24.gif[/img]还是值得表扬ZAN下[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r76.gif[/img]。


[align=center][b][color=green]▂▃▆█ 睡觉篇 █▆▃▂[/color][/b][/align]
上半夜[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r51.gif[/img],午夜[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r77.gif[/img],下半夜[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r52.gif[/img]。一般会做梦,自恋狂[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r15.gif[/img],可能会梦到三藏[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r42.gif[/img],或者是变态外星人[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r67.gif[/img],也有可能会是[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r66.gif[/img]。我的梦奇异多彩!



[align=center][b][color=green]▂▃▆█ 恋爱篇 █▆▃▂[/color][/b][/align]
一定要有决心[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r62.gif[/img],决不手软[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r3.gif[/img]。一定要对自己有信心[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r43.gif[/img],见到帅哥要[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r21.gif[/img],也要含蓄[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r24.gif[/img],学会[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r35.gif[/img],一定要楚楚冻人[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r75.gif[/img],要像[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r25.gif[/img]一样[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r72.gif[/img],但记住不要激动[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r73.gif[/img],保持清醒。最后一点,这篇所写,八卦他人[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r28.gif[/img],嘿嘿[img]http://www.u148.net/attachments/image/month_0807/university/r70.gif[/img]!


[align=center][color=red]这就是我们的大学生活了![/color][/align]

柔肠寸断 发表于 2008-8-4 23:28

虽然是转的,但是帖子很好看哦

柔肠寸断 发表于 2008-8-5 07:46

大学从我身上爬起来,一边提裤子一边冷笑,对我说:“青春留下,你走!” 我这才明白:原来不是我上了大学,而是大学上了我!

这句话我在学校教室的墙上看过

呵呵

mitnick 发表于 2008-8-5 22:53

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

chengyichen 发表于 2008-8-7 17:38

我在警校过的四年。。。。

猫咪 发表于 2008-8-8 20:59

啊  不是吧  都有点害怕了
今年我高三啊  都说上大学日子是最好 最惬意的  我很向往啊 ........
现在......:L :L

柔肠寸断 发表于 2008-8-8 22:44

哈哈,大学的确不错哦

你上高三了?要好好干哦,大学生活是相当美好的哦

zx3112552 发表于 2008-8-8 23:53

不是相当美好   是相当相当的美好  美好的我都不想出来了

明媚 发表于 2008-8-9 00:16

[quote]原帖由 [i]zx3112552[/i] 于 2008-8-8 23:53 发表 [url=http://www.3ast.com.cn/redirect.php?goto=findpost&pid=17252&ptid=3901][img]http://www.3ast.com.cn/images/common/back.gif[/img][/url]
不是相当美好   是相当相当的美好  美好的我都不想出来了 [/quote]
:L :L :L

saitojie 发表于 2008-8-9 00:19

我想一直上大学!~~~~

东明管管 发表于 2008-8-9 13:01

有才。。。。。。。

lixumin 发表于 2008-8-10 08:56

大学的生活真的不错

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